At approximately 6:00 am this morning…

I had my most successful spider hunt in the entire history of me killing things. (bugs)…

I did not scream, I did not have to run laps around the apartment to pump myself up, I did not use an embarrassingly large object to carry out the killing, and I did not wake up anyone in the apartment complex to come help me. 

And it ended up dead. DEAD.



*I shook for thirty minutes and I think my heart may have stopped.

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"Instead of working for survival of the fittest, we should be working for survival of the wittiest- then we can all die laughing."-Lily Tomlin



My name is Shelby
or [Agnes.]...
23.
creative.
crazy.
loud.
passionate.

I love music.
design.
writing.
coffee.
romance.
worn in jeans.
words.

& I love to laugh
(usually at myself)...


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