At approximately 6:00 am this morning…
I had my most successful spider hunt in the entire history of me killing things. (bugs)…
I did not scream, I did not have to run laps around the apartment to pump myself up, I did not use an embarrassingly large object to carry out the killing, and I did not wake up anyone in the apartment complex to come help me.
And it ended up dead. DEAD.
*I shook for thirty minutes and I think my heart may have stopped.
"Instead of working for survival of the fittest, we should be working for survival of the wittiest- then we can all die laughing."-Lily Tomlin
My name is Shelby
I love music.
worn in jeans.
& I love to laugh
(usually at myself)...
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*Love is Love
theme by Robin Wragg