My Good Friend’s Top Facebook Status Updates of 2011…
The 5yr old I nanny for doesn’t understand the concept of me losing my voice… He just thinks we’re having a whispering night.
Oh by the way, taking care of 2 little boys without a voice- not recommended.
Apparently, yelling isn’t effective without the sound…
Oh hi, tattoo barbie… where were you when I was 8?!
I personally love this new Barbie, and I think the parental outrage over it is a little hilarious. There are far bigger concerns in the world today than a doll with some ink and an edgy style.
If she came with a functional tattoo gun complete with a set of needles, then I’d understand your concern… But for now, let’s keep our focus on banning toys that are actually hazardous. Or the ones that eat and/or poop. ‘Cause that’s just not natural.
I just explored through an old diary from when I was ages 12-15. I have tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard… Here are some of my favorite highlights:
“One of my friends ALWAYS has a boyfriend… I think it’s because she has boobs.”
“Today, I dropped out of band.” *If you are wanting to know whether I was popular as a child or not, let me repeat: flared sleeves and body jewels.
“Today, I dropped out of band.”
*If you are wanting to know whether I was popular as a child or not, let me repeat: flared sleeves and body jewels.
At approximately 6:00 am this morning…
I had my most successful spider hunt in the entire history of me killing things. (bugs)…
I did not scream, I did not have to run laps around the apartment to pump myself up, I did not use an embarrassingly large object to carry out the killing, and I did not wake up anyone in the apartment complex to come help me.
And it ended up dead. DEAD.
*I shook for thirty minutes and I think my heart may have stopped.
"Instead of working for survival of the fittest, we should be working for survival of the wittiest- then we can all die laughing."-Lily Tomlin
My name is Shelby
I love music.
worn in jeans.
& I love to laugh
(usually at myself)...
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