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I had my annual “female” doctor appointment today… Because the luck that I have is of the ‘bad luck’ variety, the doctor happened to have a student with her to do my checkup. Do you know what that means? …It means two simultaneous examinations. Double the poking, prodding, and squeezing. Twice the amount of time laying helplessly on a giant paper towel, wearing a cape designed only for flashing… Lets sum it up as: A duet of personal violation. *I can tell you this is definitely a ‘two-for-one’ I wouldn’t recommend coupon clipping. ”
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Confessions.
I get scared when I’m watching Law & Order: SVU… Then I remember it is just a scripted TV show, and try to imagine Ice-T memorizing his lines. I’ve actually cried in the Greeting Card aisle before… Soft gentle weeps. *Those music cards can be really touching, you know? I have called my neighbor over to kill a spider… I know. I know. I’m an adult… I’m looking in to taking some sort of “Man-Up, Don’t Be Such A Pussy” class.
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“Just performed an insane concert for thousands of screaming fans…”
- Okay. So maybe I was just home alone. But either way, I rocked out. And I’m exhausted.
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“I was really shocked at the amount of posts on tumblr with the tag #Furby….”
- It’s frightening really. I wouldn’t recommend looking.
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Today we had a heart-to-heart about facing our fears. I taught the boys that the vacuum is really nothing to be scared of… I think it went well. Immediately after this, they devastated an unfortunate set of shower loofahs… (they are very stealth.) -Maybe that will be tomorrow’s lesson.
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My very first exposure to comedy… and I was hooked. When I was little I used to sit with my grandma and we’d listen to this cassette tape… It didn’t matter how many times we had heard it, we would laugh out loud the whole way through each and every time. Looking back now, I think the best part about it was just laughing together… and to this day we are still making each other laugh- she might be my biggest fan. *Clip from: Lily Tomlin- And That’s the Truth (Edith Ann routine, 1971)
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I met a friend for lunch at a Chinese restaurant today, then walked around the mall to kill the afternoon. For a solid hour I was wondering why the mall smelled so funky… It was later that I realized I had my leftovers in my purse, and the aroma was radiating from it…
- I’ve really been making magnificent (and suuuuper attractive) decisions lately…
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"Instead of working for survival of the fittest, we should be working for survival of the wittiest- then we can all die laughing."-Lily Tomlin
 My name is Shelby or [Agnes.]... 23. creative. crazy. loud. passionate. I love music. design. writing. coffee. romance. worn in jeans. words. & I love to laugh (usually at myself)... 유유 웃웃 유웃 *Love is Love
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