[Agnes.] & the pursuit of a life full of laughter.
My Good Friend’s Top Facebook Status Updates of 2011…

  • Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
  • I haven’t dated in months, but today this hot girl was all like “excuse me, which way is 7th street?” and I was like, “Yes.” …I still got it.
  • How’s everyone holding up? It’s crazy out there! I’ve killed 15 zombies so far… Why the fuck are they all carrying candy?
  • I don’t care what anyone says. Mustaches are awesome, and I am keeping it.
  • I saw two spiders, but only killed one. Then I yelled, “TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW!” …So far, so good.
  • Alright ladies, the sooner one of you bites the bullet and becomes my girlfriend, the sooner I leave the the rest of you alone. Take one for the team.
  • I just changed the name of our wireless network to “Pretty Fly for a WiFi.”
  • Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

10:17pm 15/11/2011
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"Instead of working for survival of the fittest, we should be working for survival of the wittiest- then we can all die laughing."-Lily Tomlin



My name is Shelby
or [Agnes.]...
23.
creative.
crazy.
loud.
passionate.

I love music.
design.
writing.
coffee.
romance.
worn in jeans.
words.

& I love to laugh
(usually at myself)...


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