After that performance, it’s easy to remember why I turned gay.– The male dj at karaoke night after I finished my (slightly intoxicated) rendition of a country favorite.
cogitativitae asked: What aspect of people do you find most interesting?
Corinne Bailey Rae- Is This...
asimplecraft asked: Stop being so beautiful. Seriously. Stop it. Have a lovely day.
At approximately 6:00 am this morning...
I had my most successful spider hunt in the entire history of me killing things. (bugs)… I did not scream, I did not have to run laps around the apartment to pump myself up, I did not use an embarrassingly large object to carry out the killing, and I did not wake up anyone in the apartment complex to come help me. And it ended up dead. DEAD. *I shook for thirty minutes and I think my...
Working Girl. (in the non-prostitute sense)
I have three (3) new jobs! One of which has the title of “Childcare Assistant.” …this is really just a fancy way of saying that I get paid to kick it with two year olds. I think it’s going really well… except for that whole getting bit thing… (I didn’t hold it against him, I mean, the little guy’s teeth are new. He’s just figuring out how to...
Anonymous asked: You're unrealistically beautiful.