December 2011
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I truly believe that I am going to be an amazing...
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giovannamp asked: I miss you knocking on my door, drunk, in need of a restroom. Actually, I just miss you as a whole.
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My Good Friend's Top Facebook Status Updates of...
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
I haven’t dated in months, but today this hot girl was all like “excuse me, which way is 7th street?” and I was like, “Yes.” …I still got it.
How’s everyone holding up? It’s crazy out there! I’ve killed 15 zombies so far… Why the fuck are they all carrying candy?
I...
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I will remember the kisses, our lips raw with love, and how you gave me...
– Charles Bukowski
I can’t get over how simple and beautiful these words are… It just seems to stay with me.
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Starting a new tradition... Champagne Tuesdays.
Because why not?
Plus, I could use a little more danger in my life… I’m accident prone, and who can really say where that cork is gonna fly?
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Feeling Good.. Seriously, I feel like a Taylor...
Not so much the “I’m gently weeping on my pony because I fell for a hometown golden boy” songs, but more of the “I kick ass at life, and there is a slight chance that I am an actual princess” kind…
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I get worried for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel that they can be...
– -Amy Poehler
I absolutely love Amy Poehler’s outlook, and I completely agree… what amazing role-models some of these female comedians are :)