September 2011
11 posts
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After that performance, it’s easy to remember why I turned gay.
– The male dj at karaoke night after I finished my (slightly intoxicated) rendition of a country favorite.
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cogitativitae asked: What aspect of people do you find most interesting?
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asimplecraft asked: Stop being so beautiful. Seriously. Stop it. Have a lovely day.
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At approximately 6:00 am this morning...
I had my most successful spider hunt in the entire history of me killing things. (bugs)…
I did not scream, I did not have to run laps around the apartment to pump myself up, I did not use an embarrassingly large object to carry out the killing, and I did not wake up anyone in the apartment complex to come help me.
And it ended up dead. DEAD.
*I shook for thirty minutes and I think my...
Working Girl. (in the non-prostitute sense)
I have three (3) new jobs!
One of which has the title of “Childcare Assistant.” …this is really just a fancy way of saying that I get paid to kick it with two year olds.
I think it’s going really well… except for that whole getting bit thing… (I didn’t hold it against him, I mean, the little guy’s teeth are new. He’s just figuring out how to...
Anonymous asked: You're unrealistically beautiful.
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August 2011
7 posts
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Back by Popular Demand.
While I was away from my blog this summer, I was saving the world.
I educated illiterate squirrels and handed out gum to people on the public transit systems. (I dislike bad breath and an unintelligent rodent just as much as the next person…) I also taught left-handed and redheaded children how to properly function in society. And because I care about the earth, I held myself to a tight...
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Anonymous asked: Come back! Make more posts!
blooming-daisies-deactivated201 asked: You are soooooooooooooooo gorgeous AH! I love you're blog and you're attitude. LOVE LOVE LOVE <3 Check mine out?? Xx
July 2011
3 posts
Anonymous asked: i miss your posts!!!!! i'm sort of guilty of checking your blog everyday....when are you coming back?!?!?!? i could use a laugh right now :(
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The Score.
Gin and Tonic: 1
Agnes: 0