1. The world is trying to keep you stupid. From bank fees to interest rates to miracle diets, people who are not educated are easier to get money from and easier to lead. Educate yourself as much as possible for wealth, independence, and happiness.

2. Do not have faith in institutions to…

I havent chatted with anyone in quite some time! Have a question, comment, or just want to say hello? I’d love to say hi! 

“We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight.”

- John Lennon 


Me: “Boys, today is Justin Bieber’s birthday….”

7yr old Symon: “WHAT?!?! Justin Bieber is a real person?”

6yr old Sam: “Yeah, I used to think he was make-believe but as I’ve gotten older and my brain has gotten more wrinkles, I know that he is a real thing. Like Santa Clause.”

7yr old Symon: “WHAT?!?! ARE YOU SURE Justin Bieber is a real person?” *utter disbelief.

Last night I found a chunk of chocolate melted in my bra…. In. My. Bra.

I feel really sad for myself.

I either need to rethink my deep V-necks, or give up my late night in-bed chocolate binging. #SignsThatMySocialLifeIsLacking

Jesse Thomas- Sidewalk Ends

Jesse Thomas is one of my favorite artists! She just released her first full length album, War Dancer. Last year I had the pleasure of meeting her and listening to her live show; She is truly amazing. Her music has some of my very favorite lyrics along with melodies that will have you humming all day… Help spread the word about a great artist and buy her music on iTunes HERE!! 

       RIP Whitney Houston 

When I was a little girl, I wore out the BodyGuard Soundtrack on cassette tape. I literally played it until it stopped working. Whitney Houston was the reason I started singing, and sparked my passion for music. I am so sad that I have lost my very first idol and the world has lost another insanely talented individual.

Anonymous asked:

The description on the right side of your Tumblr says you enjoy "design," but I haven't read anything that says what you're going to do with your interest in design??

Mom? Dad, is that you?

Thank you for asking a question that made my phone beep in the middle of the night, resulting in me having a mini “what am I doing with my life?!” panic attack…

Okay, I do enjoy design. I have a bachelors degree in Interior Design from Washington State University. Right now I am taking a year to just work and figure out what I want to do with my life… but I eventually want to start a career involving design. I would love to own my own small design firm someday specializing in the renovations of old homes and ‘adaptive reuse’ design (taking something old that once had a purpose, and making it new again to fulfill a different purpose.)

*I just posted a few pictures of some of the projects in my portfolio.

Here are a few pages out of my design portfolio… (There are much more to each of these designs but this is just a little peek at 3 designs I’ve done.)

Your 20’s

“Your 20’s are your ‘selfish’ years. It’s a decade to immerse yourself in every single thing possible. Be selfish with your time, and all the aspects of you. Tinker with shit, travel, explore, love a lot, love a little, and never touch the ground.”

-Kyoko Escamilla

(Source: doryyohh)

I received a package in the mail the other day that made me laugh until tears were streaming down my face… Inside the “fragile” marked mailing paper was the rare (I’m assuming) and glorious ‘Furby Adventure Game.’ Just so everyone knows, if you dress up as a Furby even one time in your adult life, your friends are never going to let you forget it. Even so, no regrets here…

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go “help Furby find his way home.”

More often than not…

I receive pick-up lines that start out,

"I heard you from across the bar…"

And not,

"I saw you from across the bar…"

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"Instead of working for survival of the fittest, we should be working for survival of the wittiest- then we can all die laughing."-Lily Tomlin

My name is Shelby
or [Agnes.]...

I love music.
worn in jeans.

& I love to laugh
(usually at myself)...

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